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Leafblower Jokes

Leafblowers are dangerous

Be careful! If you point a leaf blower upwards, it blows up.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

But everyone was blown away by the leafblower.

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What's the difference between an outdoor cleaning machine and a person who likes to give oral sex to Canadian men?

There isn't one. They're both leafblowers.

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