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Leaf Blower Jokes

Top managers are like leaf blowers.

They make a lot of air and noise moving a problem to another place. It stinks.

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What do you call someone who's sexually attracted to trees?

A leaf blower.

leaf blowers are dangerous in battle

i hear they’re leaf-al

My leaf blower doesn’t work

It just sucks!

I got fired from my job of making leaf blowers...

because they all sucked.

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Neighbors pissed cause I wanted to surprise them with a clean yard before they woke up.

Hauled my leaf blower over there for no reason.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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What do you call a Canadian Prostitute who specializes in blow jobs?

A Leaf Blower

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Farmer Bill and Farmer Joe

Farmer Bill and Farmer Joe were sitting in a bar, drinking and joking around, the conversation soon falls silent.
"Ya know what Joe?" Says Bill "I aint had enough education, tomorrow im going to night school!"
"Good idea Bill," says Joe "Tell me how it goes!"

The next day Bill visits ...

If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold?

Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).

The memo

An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out my yard.

He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write "thanks for the blow" on the memo line.

Leafblowers are dangerous

Be careful! If you point a leaf blower upwards, it blows up.

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