Last Holiday Jokes - 2 Hilarious Last Holiday Jokes

Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car

Mark Zuckerberg's car hit a guy's car

Guy (angry) : Do you know who I am?

Mark : Yes, you are Scott Thomas, you have 237 friends out of which 37 are females and your wife doesn't know 12 of them. Last holiday you went to Thailand and there you . . .

Guy : Leave it bro, it was my...

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Sounds of a countryside

Teacher in a class after holidays:

"Children, who has spent the last holidays at a countryside?"

Some pupils says that they have.

"What new sounds have you heard in there?"

"A cow says MOO"

"A cat says MEOW"

"The guy next door says GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRACT...

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