What happend when Mia Khalifa got impregnated by an Italian man?

Mama Mia!

During a flight in a private jat, three millionaires are talking: an American, an Arab Sheik and a Brazilian.

At a certain
point in the travel, they wanted to know
where in the world they are. But the
American has an idea and says:
"I think we are in New York. Let me confirm"
So he opens his window (believe me, it was
a very modern airplane) and put his arm
out. "I was right. Just touch...

I heard Mia Khalifa is interested in becoming a public speaker

When asked why, Mia Khalifa said "I want people to care more about what comes out of my mouth than what goes in it."

Burj Khalifa

What if the Burj Khalifa suddenly went missing?



Would it then be M.I.A. Khalifa?

What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel?

BBC News

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Going to Mia Khalifa's house on Halloween be like

Trick or Tits

Trump to bartender: We are going to nuke Pakistan & kill Mia Khalifa

Bartender: why mia khalifa?

Trump to Imaran Khan: see nobody cares about Pakistan!

Besides their last name, what does Wiz Khalifa and the Burj Khalifa have in common?

They're the highest things on this planet.

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A rich Mexican buisnessman by the name of Jesus bought an apartment at the top floor of Burj Khalifa

He decided to invite his father to view his apartment and have a nice time together.He sent a plane ticket for his father in Mexico, and ordered his personal assistant to wait for him outside the airport.

When the father arrived, the assistant approached him to carry his luggage. The father a...

What's the difference between Mia Khalifa and Chelsea?

Mia Khalifa can handle 10 men at home.

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A man died and was sent to hell. The devil was feeling generous and gave him three choices.

The devil took him to the first room.

The room was empty except for a pool of scalding hot water. The man saw George Bush, jump into the pool, climb out and jump back in again.
The devil said "That's his punishment. He has to jump into the pool for eternity. If you pick this room, you ta...

Why does Mia Khalifa only make black men wear condoms?

She wants a dad for her kids

I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ...

But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing .

Did you hear that Mia Khalifa has HIV?

Finally doing something positive with her life.

Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic...

I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.

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