Kama Sutra Jokes - 10 Hilarious Kama Sutra Jokes

The Bible tells us to love each other.

The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.

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We have all heard of the Kama Sutra ...

It shows all the ways you can .

But have you heard of the Karma Sutra ...

It shows all the ways you can get fucked over.

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The Kama Sutra has announced a new position called The Plumber:

You stay in all day and nobody comes!

India gave us the Kama Sutra and Yoga, which is training to help doing the Kama Sutra.

Thanks Tindia.

I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra...

I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"

My girlfriend bought me a copy of the kama sutra last week...

... which put me in an awkward postition.

My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

It's put me in a very difficult position.

What is the difference...

What's the difference between Christianity and Hinduism.

The Bible tells you to love everyone, but the Kama Sutra shows you how.

Edit: better presentation

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The Big Bang Theory

# Some Background Info

The TV show "The Big Bang Theory" was created by Chuck Lorre. At the end of each episode he inserted a one screen humorous comment.

While season 4 was being produced, the lead actress had a horseback riding accident unrelated to the show which caused her a broke...

Dave wants to impress his new date.

She loves dancing, so he blurted out going to this new club, forgetting he can’t dance at all. He goes to the bookstore and finds the first thing he can read. He studies for two days, learning all the movements and positions.

The night goes as planned, and he is pretty confident with how he ...

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