Jury Selection Jokes - 2 Hilarious Jury Selection Jokes

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A woman is being interviewed for jury selection

She says to the judge, “I can’t be on the jury since I don’t believe in capital punishment.”

The judge replies, “Don’t worry, ma’am. This case is about a man who promised his wife an expensive necklace for their anniversary but blew all the money playing roulette.”

“Oh, in that case,” ...

Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection

After all, no one wants a hung jury

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