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Why did the Heaven’s Gate Cult commit suicide?

They just wanted to keep up with the Joneses !

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A women was in bed with her lover...

when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner."

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you to." she said, "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey" th...

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