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Job Title Jokes

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You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

My job title is "Thermal Generation Engineer for Recumbent Structural Apparatus."

I keep a chair warm.

What do you call the job title of a firearms enthusiast and speechwriter?

A glockenspiel.

People will get really angry if you don't refer to their proper job title.

My son's hairdresser didn't like being called a child groomer.

The job title for a security guard at Samsung HQ is called...

guardian of the galaxy

My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.”

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.

My friend and I can't agree on what his job title at the rabbit farm actually is, he calls himself a processor while I say he is a butcher...

... Either way, he is just splitting hares.

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My coworker and I have the same job title with the same number of years experience. He was pissed when he found out my salary was only a fraction his.

Turns out that fraction is 2/1

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Three professions

Three people, each with a different profession discuss their job titles.

'I'm a chiropractor' says the first 'or "chiro" for short' .

'I'm a physiotherapist' says the second 'or "physio" for short'.

'I'm a psychologist' says the third 'Can we talk about something else?'

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Basic Fuckanomics

Fuckanomics\-\-You're born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get...

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