Job security in the 21st century.

That’s the whole joke.

Job Security

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.

One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the re...

I don't have much job security at the crematorium.

Everyone keeps getting fired.

A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career

He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the job of mirror cleaner.

In his book on the subject, he said that the tai chi like motions of the arms were very relaxing, and the mirror will certainly get dirty again leading to job s...

An American, a Dane, a Chinese guy, and a Brit walk into a bar.

The Brit looks over to the Chinese and the American and says "Ha, get a load of this. The dane is complaining about getting 5 less minutes for lunch. I eat at my desk."

The American and the Chinese say "...You get to **EAT**?!"

The dane then says, "What's more, our job security is get...

I don’t get why more people don’t become suicide bombers

I mean, you have guaranteed job security for the rest of your life!

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