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Jenga Jokes

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I always play Jenga on a first date,

that way she knows how strong my pull out game is

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Life is a lot like Jenga

If you don’t pull out correctly, everything can fall apart

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Sex is a lot like Jenga

You can only pull out so many times before it all comes crashing down.

Jenga Towers

At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.

So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the ...

My mate accused me of cheating at Jenga

So I knocked his block off.

So I see now the papers are having a go at the guy who marketed Jenga. Typical of the media.

They build them up and then they knock them down.

Which President is the worst at Jenga?

Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

Whats George W Bush's favorite game?

Jenga

What is an ISIS member's favorite game?

Jenga.

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My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances...

When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks.

9/11 left some seriously long lasting scars

I haven't been able to play jenga since.

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