Jarhead Jokes

So these two marines board a flight to Houston.
No sooner had they settled down into their seats than an Army corporal came down the aisle and took the seat next to them.
So the corporal settles in, pulls off his boots, and gets comfortable.
The two Marines take one look at this guy and ... read more

A marine and sailor are at a urinal. The sailor finishes first and starts washing his hands; the marine finishes and starts to walk out. The sailor quips, "Hey Jarhead, don't they teach marines to wash their hands after pissing?" The marine continues walking out the door saying, "Nope. They teach us... read more