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Irritable Bowel Jokes

Why do people with irritable bowel syndrome have a hard time making decisions?

They can’t trust their gut

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Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shit.

I'm writing a book about my time growing up as a shy young boy with irritable bowel syndrome...

... i've decided to call it 'Diarrhoea Of A Wimpy Kid'

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What's the difference between a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome and an epileptic oyster?

You have to shuck the oyster between fits.

Worst Dad Joke of the Day?

You know what IBS is, right? Irritable Bowel Syndrome. What I've got is worse, IWS, Irritable Wife Syndrome. And that kids is why Dad is sleeping on the couch tonight.

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