Irma Jokes

Right now Irma is signaling for a left turn.


But it's Florida so, you know, you can't really be sure whats going to happen.

Name a hurricane: Death Megatron 2000, they'll automatically evacuate from their

No way Jose.

She's a 5 at best.

(Sorry if someone else said this, but I've been ducking away from the storm and not paying much attention to the sub)

My mother has a glass of port wine with almost
every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for ... read more

She just gave up when she realized, no matter how hard she tried, she would never become as big a disaster as Trump's presidency.

But enough about your mom, let me tell you about the weather.

It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.

This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.

If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.

To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p... read more