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Why did the cannibals go to the crematorium?

To get a cup of instant soup

The cannibal

A cannibal was handed the funurary urn of a relative: What is this, instant soup?

As a good deed, I carried an old lady's groceries home today.

The salami was good, but I didn't like the instant soups.

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