My friend was ashamed of impulse buying a $1000 mattress
I asked him to sleep on it
An Amazon executive walks into a Whole Foods
It's his first time there, and he wants to see what all the hype is about.
The executive goes shopping for his normal every day needs, and even picks out a couple extra things that stood out to him for an impulse buy.
The executive goes to the counter to check out, and the clerk rings ...
A starship engineer trades half their ship's cargo...
For a sub light engine. The captain finds out and is angry: "Why did you trade valuable cargo for something 1/10th the value?" The engineer replies: "Sorry captain, it was an impulse buy"
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