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Imdb Jokes

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD

and found out I have Gary Busey

Netflix has devised the perfect way to stop the distribution of pirated movies

They now block all movies with an IMDB rating of 3.14 ;)

Pi-rated .. sorry ;)

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I was born in very sorry circumstances....

Both of my parents were very sorry.



\-Joke by Norman Wisdom (Source IMDB)-

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor...

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything".


Sorry if this is a repost. Saw it on an IMDb movie discussion thread a while back, thought it was pretty good

A guy was arrested for downloading a poorly rated movie.

It had only a rating of 3.14 on IMDB. But then again, it is illegal to download a pie-rated movie.

Ps: not my joke. Heard it today.

Hear about the new bar in town?

Pat and Mike are sitting at the bar when Pat says, "You hear they got this new bar... and you go inside and for half a buck you get a beer, a free lunch and they take you in the back room and get you laid... Mike says, "Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you mean to say there's a ne...

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