Ice Breaker Jokes - 18 Hilarious Ice Breaker Jokes

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A middle manager was called into HR for a harmless ice breaker.

"Do you know why you've been sent here? One of your new employees, Gina, has levied sexual harassment allegations against you". The stern HR rep asserted.

"What!? Gina!? Oh god, no this must be a mistake! I've only known her for a few days!" The manager replied perplexed and shocked.

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What is the worst ice breaker?

The Titanic.

Do you guys know any good ice breakers?

I just know that the Titanic is not a good one.

The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today

What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?

A. Veloci-tea

what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker?

Scar Stories.

I'm new here and I just have to tell you all: "Titanic!"

--oh, wait that's not a good ice breaker

What is a penguins favorite chewing gum?

Ice breakers, Hi my name (insert your name here)

Do you hear about the earthquake in Alaska?

Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker.

I asked my wife what she thinks about the Titanic.

I think it wasn’t that good ice breaker.

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A joke my philosophy professor told me

So philosophers are known to have horrible jokes, and this one is no exception. I'm just posting this for any philosophers who may or may not appreciate it.

John has a date tomorrow with a pretty girl from his philosophy class. He's a nervous fellow and is worried about how to break the ice ...

Whenever I introduce myself, I always bring up the titantic.

It's just such a good ice breaker!

Have you heard about the new mints?

They’re real ICE BREAKERS

When I meet someone new I always try to start a conversation about the Titanic

Yes, I know. It's a terrible ice breaker.

I once tried greeting everyone I met by saying "titanic"...

Turns out it wasn't a very good ice breaker

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up!

I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

When I first meet someone I always want to talk about that movie with Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio...

but the Titanic is a terrible ice breaker.

Help me?

Alright, this one isn't a joke, but this is one of my favorite boards to lurk, and I need help. I'm giving a wedding speech tomorrow. I'm the groom. I really only have enough space in the speech for one joke. I want to insert it early in the speech, and have it be a great ice breaker. Nothing overly...

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In his first trip to Japan, the businessman...

...is very nervous about meeting his wealthiest client, Mr. Nakagawa, whom he will be playing golf with the day after he arrives in the country. He takes a cab from the airport to his hotel and heads to the bar to drink his nerves away. Over the course of countless cups of sake, he meets a lovely yo...

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