Humidifier Jokes - 5 Hilarious Humidifier Jokes

If you put Holy Water in a humidifier

If you put Holy Water in a humidifier it turns the room into a gas chamber for vampires.

R.I.P. Water Man, 1997—2022. He fell into a humidifier.

He will be mist.

If you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room, which would win?

the power company

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The air in my apartment was so dry that we were getting shocked every time we touched a faucet or door knob. So, was I happy that my landlord finally installed a humidifier ?

I was ecstatic.

(So we're my kids, when I told them they weren't going to be grounded any more.)

"Sometimes I miss NYC so much. ..

... I'll fill my humidifier with urine." - Emo Philips

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