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I think horoscopes are absolute tosh.

But you know me, typical Virgo.

I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance.

Fake.

Credit - Daniel Tosh

Being an ugly woman is like being a man...

You're going to have to work.

-Daniel Tosh
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