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I think horoscopes are absolute tosh.

But you know me, typical Virgo.

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Butt-sex is a lot like spinach...

If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.

-Daniel Tosh

I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance.

Fake.

Credit - Daniel Tosh

Being an ugly woman is like being a man...

You're going to have to work.

-Daniel Tosh

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