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I'm thinking of tattooing an X on each butt cheek.

That way I can have hot cross buns year round.

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I had a Freudian slip today...

We were at the dinner table, and what I *meant* to say was "Mom, will you please pass the hot cross buns?" But instead what came out was "You bitch, you ruined my life!"

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