Bartender says, “Can I get you a drink?” Horse replies, “Neigh, I’m foal.”
I ate an entire young horse.
Now I'm really foal.
The young male race horse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in workouts. In actual races, however, he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare. So one day the trainer went to him and told him he'd have to be neutered.
The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically. After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career. After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in workouts, and found to do as well as ever.<...
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another farm joke
On a farm there is an old horse and a young horse. Every week for entertainment, the farmer races the horses against each other. At first the full grown horse wins consistently, but lately the young horse has won more and more. After a particularly bad defeat, the old horse over hears the farmer say...
Seven Horse Jokes
Q Why was the young horse confused?
A He wasn't foal-ly aware of what was going on.
Q Why wouldn't that horse want to date the other horse?
A He didn't want to be a-filly-ated with her
Q Why did the horse need cough syrup?
A It caught a colt.
Q What was the ...
Two racehorses and a dog are in the stable on the night before the big race.
The old horse says, “Kid, I have a favor to ask. Tomorrow’s the last race of my career. If I win, they’ll have a big parade in my honor and put me in a nice pasture for the rest of my life. If I lose, they’ll send me to the glue factory. Now, I’m still a pretty good racer, but I think we both know t...
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