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Horror Story Jokes

2 word horror story

Prehensile dong

I am reading a horror story in Braille

Someone is gonna die, I can feel it.

I once read a horror story in braile

I could feel something bad was going to happen, but i didnt see it coming.

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A 2 sentence horror story/joke

Having sex for the first time was great!
















Until she had her turn...

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I once read a laxative horror story...

It scared the shit out of me.

"Scary Snack" - A joke told like a horror story

After just arriving to his new home, little 7 year old Johnny was so excited. He just couldn't wait to run inside, find his new room and start unpacking all of his toys.

The afternoon passes, dinner is eaten, and the majority of essentials are where they are needing to be. His parents help hi...

I heard a horror story involving a camera and window blinds.

I shutter at the thought of it.

Five word horror story

Unexpected item in bagging area

Tell a horror story with just one word and one number

Trump 2024

The most terrifying horror story... ever

Nester absolutely loves horror stories. From ghost and apparitions, to science-fiction, he enjoys reading all of them. One day while he visits a newly-opened bookstore, he got a glimpse on a rather unusual-looking book. A thin, hard-covered novel with no title.

As he examined the book, the o...

horror story in 4 words

good morning, president trump.

Worlds shortest horror story

The last man on earth sat alone in a room...... there was a knock on the door...

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They asked Stephen King to write a horror story about a gorilla...

He told his publishers that he wanted to write it under his *nom de plume* "Richard Bachman." The problem, he said, was that he'd already written "The Monkey" under his own name. He didn't want people to think this new story was a sequel, or derivative in some way. Legally, since he'd sold the ri...

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Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip?

It was fucking in tents!

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