Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
A soldier approaches a nun.
"I don't want to be rude, but can I please hide under your dress? I'll explain later." Said the man.
"Go ahead", answered the nun.
Two high ranked army-officers walk up and ask the nun: "have you, by any coincidence, seen a soldier?"
After the officers disappear the soldier lea...
What do you call a high ranking soldier who hates recycling?
General Waste.
What do you call a really high ranking snack?
A popcorn colonel.
A high ranking military official gives a report to Trump
He says, "sir, I regret to announce that three Brazilian troops have just died in combat."
Trump was stunned. He gathered himself and replied, "my God, that's terrible news. How much is a brazillion?"
Politicians go visit a school
High ranking politicians visit a school. The top one goes over the expenses and decides to make adjustments to cut costs. "The lunch portions are too big. Cut them in half. Internet connection too fast. Too many computers."
After that, they go to a preschool. Again, the expenses are too ...
There was a russian man named Rudolph, a high ranking member of the KGB
One evening Rudolph and his wife, were walking along, and it began to snow.
"My, my, look at the lovely snow," said his wife.
"No, that is not snow, that is rain!" replied Rudolph.
"No, no, no, this is snow," she said.
"Look, there is a palace guard, we will ask him."...
My blackbelt karate teacher has honed his skill of painting high ranking military officials for years
Now he is a master of marshal arts.
Did you know back in the New Kingdom era, high ranking Egyptians were known for farting?
They all had a toot-in-common
A great tragedy befalls Russia
At a state dinner dozens of high ranking officials have died. After eating a mushroom cream soup generals started falling to the floor left and right.
The investigation is quick: the official cause is mushroom poisoning. Members of the press are invited to the scene of the tragedy.
"A...
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Shaggy dog story…
Rudolf, the high ranking communist and his wife are asleep in their dacha outside Moscow. A noise on roof wakes her up. Wife says ‘there’s something moving around on our roof. I heard a plop then a clink‘.
Rudolf says ‘don’t worry dear, it’s just the first large raindrops’. Wife mumbles uncon...
A great tragedy befalls the USSR
At a Central Committee meeting dozens of high ranking officials were accidentally killed, poisoned with toxic mushrooms in their soup. The investigation team arrives at the scene. It was horrific, some had scratched their throats deeply, other lay with foam at they mouth or bloodshot eyes. Bu...
General Tso...Colonel Sanders...
What is it with these high ranking military men making chicken?
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A construction company builds a 5 stories apartment building but with no bathroom
A reporter asks the contractor:
"Why didn't you build any bathroom in the building?"
The contractor replies: "The first floor is a kindergarten, they go potty so no need for a bathroom"
"The second floor is for high ranking officials, they've got people to wipe their ass fo...
The Politician and the Afterlife
While walking down the street one day, a high ranking politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official a...
Kennedy's USSR joke
A man runs into the the Kremlin yelling, "the Premiere is an idiot the Premiere is an idiot". The man was immidetaly arrested by the KGB and sentenced to 23 years in prison. 3 years for insulting a high ranking member of the party and 20 years for divulging a state secret.
A concerned person is sick of all the corruption and injustice in the world and decides they want to expose it by becoming a journalist.
Only 3 weeks later they were caught trying to reveal corruption by some high ranking officials and were put to death.
You could say, they chose the wrong Korea.
Communist president is fed up with his life and wants to die as a hero
He has a long speech at the next 1st May celebration in front of a huge crowd of people who all have to cheer and applaud every few seconds "Long live the president! Workers of the world unite!". He's getting really fed up and decides that best death for him will be to be torn to pieces by a wild cr...
Drunk guy sat at a bar
Drunk guy sat at a bar, is on his 15+ beer of the evening when he notices 3 newcomers enter the pub and sit at the bar next to him.
"Hey, wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" he asks the nearest one.
The newcomer turns to face him and for the first time he see it's a lady with blonde hair.<...
Starcraft joke.
It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jae...
A translated Chinese Joke
*Apologies in advance, as this joke does not translate cleanly. I had to adapt part of it so it could make sense*
A eunuch (think Varys from Game of Thrones) was wandering around town.
Back in ancient China, many high ranking jobs had castration as a requireme...
Prince William visits the Royal Institute for the insane...
He inspects the facilities and has a cup of tea with the workers, just as his mother would have done. He then asks to speak to a few of the residents. The staff were hesitant to agree to the request, but seeing as he was the chief patron of the institute, they couldn`t say no.
After meeting ...
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