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Heroin Overdose Jokes

A stoner died from a heroin overdose last night.

The paramedics did everything they could but it was all in vein.

What’s the difference between a heroin overdose and a shotgun suicide?

Heroin addicts feel great after they shoot themselves.

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An apple a day keeps a doctor away!

I'm buying one apple every day to keep myself healthy

Punchlines:
1) Probably should be eating them, not just buying.

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2) At the end of the week I'm throwing out apple puree.

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3) So far I have 148 apples at my house, any ideas what to do next?

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