What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common?
They're both very worried about gnu control.
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Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm.
Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1:Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep?!?
SH1: Fuck the sheep!!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
Let me introduce the little known tale of Curtis Remond.
Curtis was born in the small town of New York, the only child of a rich and famous banking family. Curtis’ father was a banker. Curtis’ grandfather was a banker. The banking linage runs as far back in the family as time can remember, ever since Gerald Redmond had emigrated from Killarney back in the...
A government agent is sent to a village
A government agent is sent to a small English village where there are reports of multiple deaths from tainted pharmaceuticals.
The villagers are unaware of the cause, but are nonetheless worried and ask the agent who is responsible for these deaths around the village.
The agent tells t...