A drover walks into a pub and orders 3 beers. He drinks a sip of each in turn. When he finish he orders 3 more.
The bartender says,”You know, a beer goes flat after I pour it. They taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The cattleman replies, “Well, you see, I’ve 2 brothers overse...
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The Drover at the Pearly Gates
A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"On a trip to the bac...
Clean Shave
An old drover walks into a barber shop in Black Stump Crossing, NT, Aussie, for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old drover ...
A cowboy shows up the morning of his first...
A cowboy shows up the morning of his first cattle drive. He notices a small flock of sheep with the cattle but thinks nothing of it. After a few weeks on the trail, he was watching the herd one night when he notices a drover go to the flock of sheep, pick one out, and take it over a hill. He brought...
An Aussie and his pet crocodile
An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished patrons and announced, "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. ...
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