Heavy Metal Band Jokes - 11 Hilarious Heavy Metal Band Jokes

What do you call a heavy metal band With financial problems?

Megadebt

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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My poem about a heavy metal band's best album is being read on British radio

ABCB on ACDC's ace CD on BBC

I'm thinking of creating a new heavy metal band.

Osmium should do it.

NPR recently started a heavy metal band.

'All Things Dismembered'

Did you hear about the heavy metal band that also makes Christmas music?

They're called sleigh-er

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Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band?

He could really whale.

Did you hear about the heavy metal band that started a huge protest but without shouting or talking? They ended up destroying a bunch of property, though...

It was a quiet riot

I like to think of terrible pickup lines. Here's my most recent one.

"Hey girl, are you a mainstream, late 90's, early 2000's heavy metal band with a lisp?

Becauthe I'm 'Down with the Thickneth."

Looks her up and down.

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Fun Facts

The reason that their are only 49 contestants in the Miss America Contest is because nobody wants to wear a banner that says "IDAHO"

My mind is like a bear trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2 AM! Can you believe it? He's lucky I was up playing wit...

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German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"

The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning....

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