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Heart Shaped Jokes

The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist

makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynaecologist.

A well renown heart surgeon has passed away.

All of his familiy members, colleagues and former students attend at his funeral service. Near the end of the ceremony, his well decorated coffin is being lowered into a heart shaped patch of red flowers, which opens up just before the coffin is being lowered. During that process, a man amongst the ...

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Doctors at a funeral

Dr. Ray recently died and his brothers, Dick and Max, also doctors, are at his funeral. Since Ray is a cardiologist, his coffin is enclosed in a big heart shaped tomb. Dick starts laughing, and Max says, "Why are you laughing, our brother died!" Dick says, "Well, as you know, I'm a gynecologist, and...

The old man's woe

One day I was walking and saw an old man dressed in a black suit sitting on a bench in front of a cemetery crying. In his hands he held a heart shaped locket, and to comfort him, I said "I'm sorry about the loss of your wife..."

"What? Oh no, my wife is fine. In fact, she's perfect! She's a y...

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