a fly stayed on pence's head for a couple of minutes at tonight's debate
at least the fly knew when his two minutes were up.
Two boxers go head to head for the biggest match of the season!
In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah!
And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata!
Both men are known for their vastly different capabilities, Timmy having an extremely weak body, but insanely strong arms, and Tommy being known for his insanely strong body and extr...
Isn't it strange how sometimes a random 80s rap song will start playing in your head for no reason?
I guess we just have to accept that the brain is a very complex organ, because it's like that, and that's the way it is.
Hooters
Two men grow up together as friends. After college, one moves to Ohio, and the other moves to Colorado. They agree to meet every 10 years in Florida to play some golf and catch up with each other.
At age 35 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.
One asks, "...
What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day?
That would be soda pressing.
A flock of birds walk into a bar, look around, then head for the door.
Bartender says, “Hey, what’s the matter?”
One of the birds says, “oh, it's just that this place looked seedier on the outside.”
I went to the doctor because I’ve had the Pawn Stars theme stuck in my head for two weeks
He said he’d have to call in a buddy of his who was an expert on those sorts of things
(But seriously please help me I’m going insane)
A man had a song stuck in his head for 30 years
For thirty years, the same song played on repeat inside this mans head. Over and over again. Finally one day it suddenly stopped. His ears still slightly ringing, he sighed deeply and said "ahh, The Sound of Silence".
And then it was stuck in his head again..
A wise man once told me that you should love with your heart and use your head for everything else
He died of a concussion
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