Hard Ass Jokes

The professor is a known hard ass and when he arrives the professor tells him that because was late he can't take the test. The guy insists and snatches a test off the professors desk. He sits down and furiously starts to write his answers.

Students start to finish the test one by one and ... read more

My father told me a story about his uncle. He said that my Uncle was in a town on business and after dinner when walking back to his hotel 7 men suddenly surrounded him and demanded his wallet. My Uncle being the hard ass he is asks the men "well, which one of you am I going to have to fight?" The m... read more