Hard Case Jokes - 3 Hilarious Hard Case Jokes

In the bible, Samson was a tough man.

But his father Samsonite was a real hard case.

What does the detective turtle on top of another turtle sais?

I'm on a hard case.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The first customer into a new bar...

walks over to the barman.
"Jack and coke please, mate." he says. The barman, without a word, bends down and pulls an apple from the fridge, placing it on the bar in front of his customer. "Er... I asked for a Jack Daniels and coke, mate." says the guy, confused.
"Just bite it." says the ba...

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