Don't trust the left-handers

Something's not right about them.

I don't have anything personal against left-handers.

It's just that they're not right.

Do you know what they say about “Left-Handers?”

They’re not right...

Its national left-handers day

I'm going to rub one out with my right hand to give lefty his day off

What do you call a new mitten manufacturing company formed by a U.S. senator?

Bernie's Handers.

A joke Alexa told me during my morning routine

Happy international Left Handers day

On the other hand if you don't want to celebrate that's all right

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