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Why are no two hand puppets alike?

Because they are hand-made.

OC from my daughter.

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A black guy, white guy, asian guy and hand puppet are sitting in a bar...

The black guy says, "You know the thing about dating black girls? They're crazy in bed, but you can never trust them around other guys."

The white guy says, "White girls are cute, but they're always spoiled and high-maintenance."

The asian guy says, "Asian girls are intelligent, but th...

Do you know who really likes to get fisted?

Hand puppets!

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