Gummy Bears Jokes - 5 Hilarious Gummy Bears Jokes

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears..

People just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

I’m tired of people saying bears are like humans and that’s why you should care about the polar icecaps melting.

If bears were like humans they would be fine. The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. Send all the koala bears to Australia, all the gummy bears to San Francisco they’ll be fine. They’re start a country called Bearica and have a half bl...

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A scientist goes into a kindergarten classroom...

A scientist goes into a kindergarten classroom to conduct an experiment. The experiment involves the kids eating gummy bears and judging by the color and taste, the kids will shout out the flavor.

The scientist gives them a red gummy bear and the kids can instantly tell that it’s strawberry....

My wife said I needed to grow up

I was speechless

It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth

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Little boy and his dad went fishing

The dad pulls out a bag of gummy bears.

The little boy asks "Can I have some?"

The dad replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?"

The little boy says "No it can't"

The dad says "Then sorry these are mine"

20 minutes later the boy pulls out a bag of potato chips...

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