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Haribo Jokes

I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."

"Erm...what?" she asked.

I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."

My Thai girlfriend said, "These sweets are Haribo."



"Then don't eat them," I replied.

A man stopped me in the street yesterday

And asked "what grooming products do you use?"

"Haribo's and Facebook works every time" I said.

A lady just came up to me in the shopping centre and asked me to take apart in a survey....

Q1 - What grooming products do you use...... I don't think .. Facebook, Haribo and Puppies were the answers she was after..

You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre?

It was Haribo.

How strange...

Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.

I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday...

He said, oh these are Haribo!

Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then.

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