A lady was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having a tremendous dog, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges after one show and asked why her dog never won.
"Well, the problem is that your dog has too much hair between its toes and we have to de...
My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying.
Onions was a great dog.
There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace
Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside. He looked and l...
A guest flirts with the waitress in the pub. He has a very nice dog with him.
At some point he takes the waitress aside and whispers in her ear: "This is a really great dog. He can even make women happy!"
The waitress is interested, and they meet in the back room after closing time. She undresses and lies down expectantly on the sofa.
He calls the dog: "Ha...
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