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I asked Google assistant if I can fuck her

She replied "Your phone does vibrate but it doesn't have holes"

Google Assistant gave me that one

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

Google Assistant

Man: Hey Google, tell my wife that I cant make for the dinner along with her parents.


Google Assistant: Okay, will do.


After sometime...


Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself...

What type of shoes do amphibians wear?

Open toad

Credits to my Google Assistant

What do you call a labrador that becomes a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

PS: Google assistant

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