The first three have ginger hair and green eyes, while the youngest has brown hair and eyes. On his death bed, the husband says to his wife, âBe honest with me: is our youngest child truly mine?â His wife looks him in the eye and says a firm âYes.â The man breathes a sigh of relief and passes away. ...
We donât sell to blondes
A blonde walks past a shop as she reads the sign âwe donât sell to blondesâ in the window. She goes in to her investigate the situation.
To test the sign she asks the salesman âexcuse me, Iâd like to buy this TVâ
And the salesman responds âIâm sorry maâam we donât sell to blondesâ ...
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A Stockbroker moves to Scotland
A Wall Street Stockbroker decided one day heâd had enough of stress and moved to rural Scotland. His cottage was miles away from the next one and he found the tranquility relaxing.
After a few days he answered a knock at the door, before him stood a Scotsman in a kilt; 6â9 tall, ginger hair ...
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