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A man walks into a bar at the top of a 30-story building...

...goes up to the bartender, and before he can ask for a drink, the man next to him leans over and says "a Rum and Coke will make you fly." The first guy looks at the second guy and just laughs at him, but the second man is adamant that it's literally true and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. ...

In hopes to try to get some free advertising a Department store holds an event for Single ladies that want to meet that "it" guy

On the main floor 1000's of ladies stand in line for their chance to meet single guys, the atmosphere is electric! Groups of ladies stand in line some laughing giddily amongst themselves with an excited look on their face. Peggy sue holds a small raffle ticket in hand that reads she is contestant 70...

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