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Genital Warts Jokes

What do my ex-boyfriend and genital warts have in common?

They're both embarrassing to talk about and difficult to get rid of

Wasn't crazy about getting genital warts

but I have to admit, they are growing on me

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They say Hitler used potatoes to treat his genital warts...

Talk about a Dictator.

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If you're concerned about your new partner's history, and you don't want to catch genital warts, imagine you're playing chess, not craps.

So don't roll the dice. Check first, and then mate.

I saw a loved up couple on the train.

The woman was caressing the man's genital warts, and it made me feel uneasy.

I hate public displays of infection.
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