There was a gas line explosion at the cheese shop in my town
Debrie was everywhere.
My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower...
Looks like old habits die hard.
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship (Long)
The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring ...
A skydiver jumps out of a plane
A skydiver jumps out of a plane. 20,000ft 18,000ft 16,000ft He pulls on his ripcord. Nothing happens. 14,000ft 12,000ft He pulls his backup ripcord. 10,000ft Nothing happens 8,000ft 6,000ft 4,000ft Suddenly a man flies up to him ...
A car with 3 engineers and 1 computer scientist stalls on the freeway...
The mechanical engineer says: "lets check the carborator, it's probably the carborator" The chemical engineer says: "its most likely the gas line, lets check that" The electrical engineer says: "no, it has to be the car's circuts" The computer scientist thinks for a minute and says: "lets ...
A parachutist is plummeting to Earth
Because her ripcord malfunctioned.
As she frantically pulls at the defective cord, she passes a man atop a stove traveling the opposite way.
She yells out to him, “Hey, do you know how to fix a parachute!?”
He replies back “No! Do you know anything about repairing gas lines??”
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