My German plumber accidentally hooked up my gas line to my shower...
Looks like old habits die hard.
A parachutist is plummeting to Earth
Because her ripcord malfunctioned.
As she frantically pulls at the defective cord, she passes a man atop a stove traveling the opposite way.
She yells out to him, “Hey, do you know how to fix a parachute!?”
He replies back “No! Do you know anything about repairing gas lines??”
A car with 3 engineers and 1 computer scientist stalls on the freeway...
The mechanical engineer says: "lets check the carborator, it's probably the carborator" The chemical engineer says: "its most likely the gas line, lets check that" The electrical engineer says: "no, it has to be the car's circuts" The computer scientist thinks for a minute and says: "lets ...