I had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with a checked tablecloth...

I asked him to pass the salt, & it took 3 1/2 hours

Did you know Garry works at The World Health Organization?


Did you hear the one about Garry Kasperov's biggest fan?

Oh! that old chess nut.

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[Long] I visited my uncle Garry...

My uncle Garry has done a lot of things in his lifetime, he’s something of a ‘jack-of-all-trades, and he told me the biggest problem with doing so much is never being appreciated for just one thing.

We were walking through the town and Garry pointed to a barn, he said “I built that barn over ...

The carnival is in town so Bruce invites Garry to spend a romantic warm summer evening with him wandering around the attractions.

Bruce wins a Cupie doll and gives it to Garry. They eat corndogs and cotton candy and both of them are thinking this is the best night of my life.
Then they come across the giant ferris wheel and Garry says “lets go on that big wheel it’s my all time favourite ride in the world.”
Bruce says “...

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Garry Glitter gave me my first guitar lesson the other day

He showed me how to finger A minor

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Larry got the new Secretary

**Garry:** Your New Secretary is very Sexy....

**Larry:** Thanks! she is actually a Robot, Named Doreen, if you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will Work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no de...

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Two owls siting on a tree branch during a quiet night.

One if them suddenly says: "hoooo hoooooooo"

The other one turns and replies: "Fuck you Garry, you scared the shit out of me. "

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So I was in bed with this woman and she said, "Not in the ass."

I said, "Hey, it’s my thumb, it’s my ass. If you don’t like it, go in the other room."

— Garry Shandling

I asked my friends to set me up with a guy in uniform

Garry from Walmart wasn't quite what I had in mind...

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I went to the doctor and said, "My penis is burning."

He said, "That means someone is talking about it."

- Garry Shandling. RIP.

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Five men end up stranded on a tropical island...

The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.
After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and says, "I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!"

So he grabs a bag and storms off to the other side of the island with his pals right behind him. ...

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