France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other
France surrenders
Italy changes sides
Both lose
3 men are bragging about their countries
The American speaks first.
"Our missiles are so advanced that they cannot be detected by radar!"
"Ha," said the Russian. "Our missiles are so powerful that they can level Washington in 1 hit!"
"That's nothing," said the German. "Our missiles can hit Paris before France surrender...
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Chuck Norris Facts!
-can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it.
-can make scissors beat rock.
-when he's looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
-can unscramble eggs.
-counted t...
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