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Football Manager Jokes

Been playing Football Manager recently...

Shaping up my squad for the new season, I signed Michael Vorm on a season long loan, and Klaas Jan Huntelaar for about £15M.


Vorm is temporary, but Klaas is permanent.

A football manager signs his new star...

A manager for a football club signs his new star, a centipede. It’s the debut game for their new club and all the other players are out on the field when the match starts. The team starts conceding goals and is down 5-0 at half time.

During the break, the manager substitutes the centipede o...

England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for

"Scotland's favourite Englishman."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was playing Football Manager on my laptop when I was offered the Milan job.

I knew it was a shit squad with no future, so I declined the offer.

I then put the phone down and got back to Football Manager.

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