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Flintstones Jokes

I heard the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

But people in nearby Abu Dhabi do

What is Fred Flintstones’s favorite drink?

Yabba Dabba Dew

How did the Flintstones died?

Pillow fight

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

Saudi Arabia never screen The Flintstones.

But Abu Dhabi do.

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The Flintstones

One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions

Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?

Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.

Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?

Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.

Pebbles:...

Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'...

And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'

Your mama so old

She watched the Flintstones live

Apparently its illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east

Most cities won't screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo

So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East

TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.
So far there has been mixed reviews.
People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Eastern Pun

So I’m in the habit of watching international TV channels when I’m at home.

I’ve noticed that Dubai’s networks don’t ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!

Condoms galore

Nike Condoms: Just do it.


Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.


Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.


Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.


Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.


Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: T...

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