Fixable Jokes - 2 Hilarious Fixable Jokes

Just had an insurance cold caller on the phone.

Told him I had had an accident and broke a leg, but I wasn't sure it's fixable.

He sounded more excited than me when he said I could get upwards of £20k in compensation, and he's sending me the forms.

Not bad seeing as I paid £15 for that table.

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Dave's life sucks

So Dave is having a bad year, lost his wife house and job. It's been months and nothing is going right. A broken man he kneels to pray, "god please I don't ask for much but please I need to win the lottery". The lottery numbers are drawn and he is crestfallen so he tries again, "please God I can...

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