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Fisted Jokes

I just got fisted...

by the invisible hand of the free market.

Do you know who likes to get fisted?

Sock puppets

My friend asked me about getting fisted by a man with no fingers

Needless to say, I was stumped.

My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight.

I guess I’ll just put my feet up.

The Captain of the Highland Dragoons goes into the apothecary shop

The Captain of the Highland Dragoons goes into the apothecary shop, marches up to the counter, throws a stretched, worn out condom full of holes on the counter, and demands "How much to have it repaired?"

The apothecary replies "Two shillings."

The Captain responds "How much for a new ...

NSFW: My wife suggested bringing toys into the bedroom to spice things up.

So I fisted her with hulk hands.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three female friends are at the bar, bragging about how much sex they get.

Somehow, this conversation gets to bragging about how loose they all are.

The first one says, "I get so much sex, I can fit two dicks at once, no problem!"

The second says, "Oh yeah? I get double- fisted every weekend and it feels great!"

They look at their third friend, and say...

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