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Fetishists Jokes

why don't foot fetishists ever win anything?

because they like the taste of defeat.

i'm not even sorry.

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What did the Vegetable Fetishists say when they landed on an alien planet?

“We cum in peas.”

Why do Foot fetishists make terrible Olympians?

They love the taste of defeet.

Why don't foot fetishists like redheads?

Because they don't have soles.





^(My bf told me to put this here.)

I had a falling-out with a fellow member of Contract Fetishists Anonymous...

... but we came to terms in the end.

Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van.

One turns to the other says:

"I think we got off on the wrong foot."

Foot fetishists are great at first impressions.

They always get off on the right foot.

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What do YouTube and Small Penis fetishists have in common?

They both only fuck the little guy.

You know what they say about construction fetishists...

If you build it, they will come.

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Why can’t you invite scat fetishists out?

They have shit to do.

What do Boy Scouts and bondage fetishists have in common?

Knot a lot.

Tree fetishists aren't that bad

Their bark is worse than their bite.

Why do Jamaican foot fetishists love to lose?

Because they love de feet

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Did you guys hear about the twin fruit fetishists?

The cum in pears.

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I'm opening a Japanese restaurant that caters to food fetishists.

It's called Miso Horny

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I saw a recent study said that scat fetishists are cynical and negative.

It said they're always shitting on people.

If you have a foot fetish ...

... and happen to get involved in an orgy involving other foot fetishists, always remember to be polite and attentive to those around you.

You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

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An original math feghoot.

There are enough people in the world now who require catheters for medical reasons for the devices to have become the targets of fetishes. At least some of these catheter fetishists are also practitioners of free love, and it's not unusual for them to get together with (relatively) large numbers of...

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