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Two Jews, Ezra and Levi, have been bullied all their lives for being Jewish, and they want to convert to Christianity.

One day when Ezra and Levi are walking down the street, they walk past a church that says, "Convert to Christianity for only ten dollars!"

Ezra turns his pockets inside out, but does not find any money. Levi does the same, and finds a 20-dollar bill. "Here's what we'll do," he says. "I'll go ...

Ezra, a devout Jew, sent his son to Israel to learn about the culture.

When Ezra's son came back, he told his father, "I had a great time in Israel. I even converted to Christianity!"

Ezra was so shocked that he decided to tell his next door neighbour, Levi, also a devout Jew.

"Funny you should mention this," said Levi. "I too sent my son to Israel and he...

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Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90's bands?

For me, I'd rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.

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