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EA's microtransaction policy is so bad that...

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What do Hitler and EA have in common?

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What did the EA say to ubisoft?

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Did you hear that new joke about EA?

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Why did the EA executive cross the road?

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EA doesn't mean 'Early Access'

It means 'Easy Access'



To your wallet.

EA is releasing a new Mario game!

it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

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An old farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

It so happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. He decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and voila, everything else was automatic!
He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with much pleasure. When the f...

Why did EA Games cross the road?

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Here's my review of EA

Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma

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What's the difference between EA and a prostitute?

With a prostitute, at least you know you're going to get screwed before you hand over your money.

I'm sick of these people milking the EA conflict for karma!

I hope it at least gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from F...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

He says, "The female dormitory would be prohibited for all male students, and the male dormitory would be prohibited for the female students."

Continuing further, he says, "Anyone caught breaking this rule would be fined $50 the first time."
"Anyone caught breaking this rule the second tim...

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